1. You know how Constance Shulman from Orange Is the New Black was the voice of Patti Mayonnaise?
2. This is what happens to Doug when you replace Patti Mayonnaise’s lines with Yoga Jones’ lines.
(Click the bottom right corner of the Vine to turn on the sound.)
3. That time Doug wrote Patti a song and she was not impressed:
4. That time Patti told Doug about her past:
5. That time Patti confessed to killing a kid and Doug tried to relate:
6. That time Doug tried to grow weed to impress Patti and a deer ate it:
7. That time Patti shouted “damn” in a cafeteria full of 11-year-olds while encouraging Doug to turn in his strike demands:
8. That time Patti got drunk and spilled milk:
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