1. The drunk text:
2. The lazy text:
3. The “busy” text:
4. The smelly sink text:
5. The late text:
6. The LATE text:
7. The deceptively friendly text:
8. The passive-aggressive text:
9. The hungover text:
10. The “just checking in” text:
11. The flaky text:
12. The completely false text:
13. The poop text:
- The Trump administration is reportedly considering a set of policies to prosecute parents who illegally enter the US with their children.
- Norma McCorvey, the woman behind the landmark 1973 Supreme Court case, Roe v. Wade, has died in Texas at 69.
- Mark Sanford held a town hall on Saturday that he organized with Indivisible, a group dedicated to holding members of Congress' feet to the fire.
- Donald Glover has been cast as Simba in Disney's remake of "The Lion King."