1. For the person you text after drinking:
2. For your roommate:
4. For your significant other:
5. For your delivery guy:
6. For your parents:
7. For your best friend:
8. For that friend who’s gone overboard:
9. For your barista and/or coffee in general:
10. For your amazing boss:
11. For your terrible boss:
12. For your co-workers:
13. For yourself:
14. For your landlord:
15. For your high school friend who’s engaged to someone he/she met two months ago:
16. For your bartender and/or Netflix account:
- The Women's March on Washington was one of the largest protests in the city's history.
- Trump's spokesman held a press conference to blame grass coverings for "minimizing" the crowd at the inauguration 🤔
- Members of the national security community reacted with shock after Trump attacked his critics while giving a speech at CIA headquarters.
- "SNL" featured a shirtless Vladimir Putin celebrating America's newest President.