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    13 Reasons You Should Never, Ever Visit Sicily

    Because, really, who wants a Mediterranean paradise anyway?

    1. The scenery is just awful.

    2. And there are absolutely no beaches anywhere.

    3. The towns have no charm whatsoever.

    4. Seriously. You might as well be staring at a sewage plant.

    5. The food sucks, too.

    6. The sunsets are so ugly.

    7. Seriously, no one should be subjected to such hideous scenery.

    8. The landscape is dull AF.

    9. And even the blue water is an eyesore.

    10. And the architecture? So last year.

    11. Basically everything on the island looks the same.

    12. The views from up high aren't much better.

    13. So if you're looking for paradise, look elsewhere.

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