Tobias Funke Vs. Heisenberg: The Similarities You Might Have Missed [SPOILERS]

1. Its not lung cancer, but Tobias Fünke has a chronic condition.

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2. Never-nude. Inoperaple.

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4. While Heisenberg makes blue stuff…

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5. Tobias makes stuff blue.

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6. He’s a businessman.

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(Author’s note: When Tobias is depicted with hair, sunglasses must also be applied.)

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7. And you best stay out of his territory.

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8. When he met DeBrie at an “acting class,” meth solved all his problems.

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9. And everything he does, he does for his family.

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11. Think comparing the two is blasphemy?

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12. Ok, fine. They have their differences.

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13. For example, take their relative policies on analraping. This is Mr. Fünke’s:

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14. And this is “Walt’s:”

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15. When it comes to Heisenberg, you don’t David-Cross him.

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(Author’s Note: You’d think a guy named Ehrmantraut would learn to appreciate a good pun, but alas.)

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16. And Tobias? He IS the danger.

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18. At the end of the day, they’re both just trying to get their rocks off.

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19. Until it’s time for ANUSTART.

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(Author’s Note: Get it?!?)

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