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    15 Things You Shouldn't Be For Halloween

    Don't put the "ugh" in Trick-Or-Treat.

    15. A cheerleader.

    14. A construction worker.

    13. Cynthia.

    12. Jane Fonda.

    11. Jane Fonda with rabies.

    10. A mourner.

    9. Whatever sort of athlete hangs out in locker rooms like this.

    8. Nicolas Cage.

    7. Mary Catherine Gallagher.


    Nothing personal, Molly Shannon.

    6. A stripper leaving Chuck-E-Cheese.


    In a hurry, no less.

    5. A bad ventriloquist.

    4. A Cali girl.


    With her army of teddy bears, standard.

    3. A scorpio.


    That zodiac necklace is ruined forever.

    2. Beetlejuice.

    1. Black Swan.

    Enough, already. It's 2013, and this is a culture that moves on.