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There's a mattress store that gives you a mattress for your dog when you buy a normal one.
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Someone call the vet cuz my kitten's sick af 😩😩
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Yes, I once taught a room full of senior citizens how to smuggle white wine in a 12 pack of Capri Suns using syring… https://t.co/FVl6KWtqOI
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She can move in any direction you know...
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Roommate has date coming by later and asked me to clean bc he's not home. So I made a Princess D shrine in his room
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I didn't even have to photoshop this
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Confirmed!
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how i feel when im surrounded by all the beautiful wonderful women i call my friends
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Just learned that Cheetahs are really nervous animals, and some zoos give them "support dogs" to relax
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My mom dropped me off today for College freshman orientation and she sends me this... #TXST21
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I was jammin HUMBLE and my dog sat down when he heard Kendrick say "sit down" and is now waiting for his treat
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i ran outta sandwhich bags smh the struggle is real
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???? is my hamster on crack
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When you shave for the first time in months.
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If you've never seen a husky with absolutely no body hair then here you go. Enjoy
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Nobody can tell me this isn't true love
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Fascinated at how crossing a Corgi with any other dog breed results in what is basically a Corgi in disguise as the… https://t.co/737wkln4pz
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Why does my dad text my mom like he's sliding into her DMs for the first time
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MY GRANDMA DID A KEG STAND AT MY BROTHER'S GRADUATION
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WIFE: This is for a tweet isn't it...
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I rest my case
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im fucking crying the text says "i'm trying to give him positive role models"
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"I am a lovable and worthy panda and deserve happiness and today is gonna be a good day"