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37 Of The Funniest Australian Tweets Of 2017...So Far

"You can name any rural town in Australia and say 'they've got a bloody good pasty there' and no one will ever challenge you."

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"Healthy Harold? Mate I haven't heard that name in years."

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my friend is in this fb group called "bad girls advice", its all extremely bogan women posting about how sweet "the… https://t.co/BFxpv0Lov0

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I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of southern cross tatts suddenly cried out in terror, and w… https://t.co/Su4IF7W1UC

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Qantas just paged Robert Gronk - I love Queensland

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my top ten albums as a teen were; i couldnt afford to buy albums because all my money went on booze and weed and i just taped rage

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justin bieber now looks like a Lifetime movie version of himself. a dark turn

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And they said that the gentle art of advertising copywriting was dead...

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others my age: siri find employment opportunities in my area me: You there. boy. Tell me. How do you draw the cool S

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when u don't want to pay for checked baggage

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No you bloody idiots, look at its legs

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Cop: u get to make one call Me: ok but like where's my mobile this isn't 1997 i don't know any numbers except for lube mobile 13 30 32

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My Dad though Russell Coight was real. Anytime I watched him, Dad would walk in and be like "Oh not that dickhead again, he knows NOTHING!"

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Sometimes living in Australia feels like getting cropped out of a photo.

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feeling extremely patriotic reading this

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I am in country Australia and we have found a literal dat boi sculpture

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when y'all subtweet and I have to search for the full story

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throwback to when I liked this girls fb status & my dad (who wasn't friends with her) commented on it

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aussie spice girls : 1 is called chicken salt spice, plus 4 others

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Adam, 26, gaslights u at every house party, asks how you learned about such good music halfway thru your DJ set, in… https://t.co/Nrd2oZolTN

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when you meet a mate's other mate & youre trying to gauge whether its ok to talk about shitting or you have to talk… https://t.co/3XO0s0zh1v

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Kiwis call shopping trolleys "trundlers" - I'm crying

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Extremely disappointed @Qantas, you have risked the safety of everyone on board this aircraft for a photo shoot wit… https://t.co/8Q3SjVgIFe

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teens in 1997: i made kate a mix tape with blur + radiohead i hope she likes it teens in 2017: sex is classist and stalin did nothing wrong

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you can name any rural town in australia and say "they've got a bloody good pasty there" and no one will ever challenge you

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In Sydney, there is a Heterosexual Pride parade every August, that's been going strong for over 40 years. It's called the "City to Surf"

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