We Can Guess If You Drink Red Or White Wine
You're a little more ~sophisticated~, or at least you want people to think you are. You've moved on from your days of binge-drinking cheap wine and now you like a civilised glass (or bottle) of red while talking about stock options or watching a documentary about trout migration.
You're fun, you're chill, and you drink wine more to get drunk than to appreciate the depth of the tannins. Whatever that is. Your wine consumption is mainly to pre-game for a huge night or while binge-watching the newest season of the Kardashians.