19 Reasons Why New Zealand Is Way Better Than Australia
Wine, cheese, dairy, general awesomeness. The list is endless.
New Zealand is about a million times better than Australia. Now that our two currencies are almost at parity, NZ needs to start standing up for itself.
We're the superior country, and soon we'll have the superior dollar.
We have more rights.
And we were the first country in the world to give women the right to vote.
We have actual seasons and actual snow, not like the fake crap you have in Australia.
And our summers are actually bearable, instead of having to walk around inside a humid oven for three months.
We're so much better at rugby.
We're goddamn extreme.
We have amazing airplane safety videos.
Our wine is a million times better.
And so is our cheese, our chocolate, our honey and our ice cream. So basically everything.
We created someone who is best friends with Taylor Swift.
We have amazing natural beauty.
Our coins actually make sense.
Lord of the Rings. No further explanation necessary.
We have lower income tax and no payroll tax, no capital gains tax and no stamp duty.
Our wildlife is adorable and won't kill you.
We're one of the least corrupt nations in the world.
And we would never do anything as dirty and rotten as this.
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