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26 People Who Are Lying About Being Dead

Chill, bitch. U aint ded.

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Trying to recall when I ever thought it'd be okay to leave all my study until the night before each exam๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ˜Š #ripme

Are you tweeting? Nah, you're not dead.

2.

Low key dying at work but it don't look low key. #RIPme

Is your heart still beating? Good news, not dead.

FX

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Can you still read the chalk board? Good news, you're not dead!

4.

OF awwwwww that is so cute #deceased https://t.co/Nwx8DD8oNC

Are your eyes open and moving? Suprise! You ain't dead!

MTV

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Stealing your man since 1928..... #imdead

Are you talking? Ha! You're not dead.

ABC Family

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Don't do it!!!! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ #ImDead

Are you blue? No? You're not dead.

FOX

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Just drove past a strip club that had a sign that said "now hiring class of 2015" hahaha #imdead

Can you still drive? Congrats honey, you're not dead.

NBC

8.

Got my dad hooked on PLL "I have to find out who A is!" #imdead

Are you decomposing? You're not dead!

The CW

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prof ๐Ÿ˜ด๐Ÿ˜ด for da final ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ #ImDead.

Is your blood still flowing? You're so not dead.

CBS

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nicki minaj. beyoncรฉ. the slayage #imdead #theykillme

Can you still hear Beyoncรฉ? Yaasss kween, you're not dead!

11.

The prettiest cake out of the 4!Did I mention I also did 250 cupcakes & 50choc covered strawberries in 24 hrs!#imdead

Do you feel the need to eat and drink to continue surviving? You're not dead!

NBC

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Dang! How many curse words are in this song? ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ It bleeped for like 10 seconds straight #BBMA's #ImDead #KanyeWest

Were you able to pick up your phone and tweet this? Haha you're not dead!

NBC

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Haley just asked my sister if India is in the states #imdead #gohomeyouredrunk

Are you still hashtagging? Great, you're not dead at all.

NBC

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I literally laughed so hard I started crying because @KellSowders hit me with a dirty mop at work. We'd be awful janitors. #imdead ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

Are you responding when people talk to you? Yas! You're not dead.

CBS

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Drives with my right hand man. #beenupsince5 #imdead

Did you take a killer selfie? Unless it was literally a killer selfie, you ain't even close to dead.

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JENA DIDN'T KNOW WHO J.K. ROWLING WAS ๐Ÿ˜ญ #imdead #harrypotternerd

Are you laughing at Jena? You're not dead!

Warner Bros.

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This is the world we live in #imdead

Can you still screenshot funny things? Good, 'coz then you're not dead.

Universal Pictures

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Wait who made this? ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ #imdead

Can you still overuse emojis? Great, you're not dead.

NBC

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When you have a cousin's wedding to attend but you go to the movies instead ๐Ÿ˜Ž #rebel #imdead

Can you move your arms and legs? Good news, you have a long and rebellious life ahead of you, you ain't ded!

NBC

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"Millys dead hahaha" #imdead @MorgOnusic23 @rachaelmarie07

Are you still talking to Milly? Plot twist - neither of you are dead!

The CW

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Kali just farted and it killed me I think๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ฉ #imdead @ItsKaliWorld

Do you still feel the need to blink? Chill out. You're not dead.

NBC

22.

Malcom just said "hello Jesus can you save me please" #imdead @AlieBroussard

Can you read this? Yass gurl you're not dead!

ABC

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Judah's cheerleading gone wrong๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ‘Œ #fail #imdead (Vine by @sarahstygar7)

Are you crying? Come on, you're not dead!

Marvel

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I SWALLOWED GUM ON ACCODNET IMDEAD

Do you think that maybe it'll just travel through your digestive tract? Then you're not dead.

Lifetime

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When Shawn wears long sleeves I die a little inside... But in a good way ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜ฌ๐Ÿ˜ #imdead #shawnformmva

Do you still have a huge crush on Shawn? Then yay, you're not dead!

Disney

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Are you maybe just really excited? CALM DOWN BAE, you're not dead.

FOX