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    26 Tweets Every Queer Girl Will Laugh At

    "Shazam but for if she gay."

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    woman: i am a lesbian men: damn, without me?

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    i had no idea ariana grande and pete davidson were lesbians https://t.co/V1Q37VTh7Q

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    I dated a girl in college whose mom tried to talk her out of being gay by telling her she'd have to go through life w/out someone to open jars for her. At the time it was upsetting but in hindsight I kind of love that jar opening was the only use for men she could think of.

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    LADIES imagine this, It’s 15 years from now. You’re not at a shitty baseball game, you’re in hawaii for the weekend. With your wife. You’re a lesbian. You can’t have kids, so they can’t hold you back. All your straight friends are stuck at kids sporting events. You’re laughing.

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    16 year old lesbians in long distance relationships are the backbone of this society

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    i'm ⚪️ gay ⚪️ straight 🔘 aware that this is a meme but still bothered despite myself that bisexuality isn't included as an option before the inevitable punchline because it reminds me of the pervasive "pick a side" mentality that bisexuality is so often a casualty of

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    i’ve been suspicious of straight women ever since i learned they find ed sheeran attractive

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    Queer Eye but it's a bunch of butch lesbians who show up at my house and teach me how to parallel park

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    lgbt women reflecting on all our favorite lgbt characters

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    Ellen looks this good cause she never had a man stressing her out https://t.co/POi5Lsdlus

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    Are straight women ok??? https://t.co/OdR6qvWR1B

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    I love that @Hannahgadsby’s response to insane levels of international fame is to just post photos of her dogs. If that’s not 100% lesbian content, I don’t know what is. #nanettflix #nanette

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    this list is like a fantasy draft of women i want to be murdered by

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    stop asking me if i'm talking to a boy when smiling at my phone- a boy has literally never once made me smile

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    Lucy Liu in suits. That’s it, that’s the whole tweet.

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    when two gay women spot each other in home depot we do that hand shake from the parent trap

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    Me watching Killing Eve: Wow I hope she fucks this serial killer

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    I don’t trust people who don’t have a crush on Kate McKinnon

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    we don't have a lesbian disney princess bc if she met an evil lady the movie would just be.. over. she would immediately let her destroy the world bc villain lady is pretty and you can't change my mind folks

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    me, yelling at the "personal life" section of wikipedia JUST TELL ME IF THEY'RE GAY

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    lesbian culture is not knowing if she’s being nice or she’s into you

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    me, a lesbian, whenever any of my friends who likes dudes is talking about a dude: oooh show me a picture i wanna see!!!! them: shows me a picture expecting a positive reaction me, panicking: yep! that sure is a man isn’t it

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