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24 Of The Funniest Tweets About Australia In 2016

"Fantastic news: Apple Maps recognises 'bottleo'."

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sydney: i'm a vacuous idiot melbourne: i'm an intolerable hipster perth: (inaudible) brisbane: bloody what's garn on adelaide: dunno aye

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She'll never turn er back on a mate She'll Maccas run real late She's a millenial who cant buy real estate She is… https://t.co/QSWlSMfvJa

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fantastic news: Apple maps recognises 'bottleo'

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IDEA: Remake the Six-Million Dollar Man but instead of advanced bionics Lee Majors just has a 4br house in Sydney and a studio on AirBnB.

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I call this artwork "Australian TV"

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If you're going to name your gym in Canberra, do it right.

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american birds: chirp chirp european birds: cheep cheep australian birds: FUCKIN AHAHAHAHAHAHA

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Just paid $6 for some Pringles melb CBD sure makes it expensive to be a fat cunt

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Petition to change the date of Australia Day to the anniversary of that guy who went on schoolies to Bali getting arrested for Panadol.

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I am yet to meet anyone in the city of Sydney who does not work for a boutique advertising firm.

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The best thing about living in Melbourne is being able to see big piles of horse shit on every street in the CBD.

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You probably have to live in Sydney to really get how wonderful this headline is:

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"000 whats ur emergency?" "Um hi, this the fun police?" "U called emer" "Im in Perth" "Fark righto we'll send a car https://t.co/cmg47OaCNZ

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When I see someone acting kooky and wild in Newtown, I do the thing that hurts them most by refusing to look at them.

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Spring pros: flowers Spring cons: hayfever, death by magpie,spider in my bathroom had bubs & so did the possum that lives in my roof

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this man feeding ibises in the park is bad and should feel bad

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my exercise plan? I do bikram city. I live in a city that is uncomfortably humid for about three months in a year. It's great for your skin.

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me, woke australian: wow. america is just screwed asylum seeker in cage: [muffled screams] me: trying to watch cnn here, shut up man

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make these the new Coat of Arms for this country

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i love that australia regularly runs ad campaigns for meat. not a specific company that makes meat or sells meat. just the concept of meat

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in australia we don't say "i love you" we say "fuck off cunt or ill smash ya" and i think it's truly beautiful

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australian of the year should be decided by a drinking contest

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