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Here's What "Kath & Kim" Name You Should Give Your Baby

Is your kid more of a Typhphaanniii or a Footy Frank?

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Here's What "Kath & Kim" Name You Should Give Your Baby

You got: Typhphaanniii

You should definitely name your baby Typhphaaniii. Sure, she may have people misspelling her name for the rest of her life, but "Tiffany" is just so common. And now she'll have a built-in conversation starter for the rest of her life.

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You got: Epponnee-Rae

Your daughter is going to be the OG, who takes her fashion cues from '80s Kylie Minogue videos, but will only wear clothes from classy shops like Dotti and Witchery.

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You got: Cardial-Infarction

What a beautiful, classic, timeless name. The only downside is that he might get called Farc, but I guess that's just part and parcel of having such a great name.

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You got: Footy Frank

First of all, with this name you're paying homage to a great Australian snack. And then you're also giving your son the gift of a much more interesting name than just "Frank". He can just be called "Footy" or "Foot" for short.

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