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22 Things America Has That Australia Needs

Gimme dat 24-hour diner.

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1. Access to all the videos on the entire internet.

2. Free Shipping.

Bravo

For ALL THE ONLINE SHOPPING.

3. More 24-Hour stores.

The WB

Sometimes you just need to go grocery shopping at 3 a.m.

4. Free-poured drinks.

HBO

5. Free refills everywhere, all the time.

FOX

6. Red solo cups.

FOX

Is it really a party if you don't drink out of a red cup?

7. Cheerleading as a big thing like it is in the States.

Universal Pictures

8. More beautiful university campuses.

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9. Bottles of spirits for like $25!!!!!

Bravo

That is literally half the price.

10. Pickles as a side dish.

The CW

11. Celebrities that you can see in the wild.

Paramount Pictures

12. Victoria's Secret stores that ACTUALLY SELL BRAS AND NOT JUST iPad cases and shit?!

Disney Channel

13. NFL.

SBNation

14. Buffalo wings.

Universal Pictures

All day every day.

15. Halloween, as a big deal.

Buena Vista Pictures

Halloween is literally just a night where you get free candy. Why aren't more people interested in this??!!

16. Tipping.

NBC

17. Disneyland.

18. In-N-Out.

mouthymag.com

Please. Please. Please.

19. Beer and wine at the pharmacy.

NBC

20. Diners.

21. McDonalds' Shamrock Shakes.

McDonald's

All year, please, not just in March.

22. And waffles everywhere.

NBC

Australia just does not have enough waffles. Honestly, it's a travesty.