It's probably safe to say that everyone knows who Harry Potter is.
But not many people have woken up to the fact that he's actually a huge douchebag.
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And he thinks he's better than everyone else just because he's the ~chosen one~.
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He is the biggest third wheel in the history of fiction.
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Like, come on, dude, let them have their weird awkward romance.
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Let's not forget that his father was a bit of an asshole as well.
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He really doesn't care about other people's feelings. Remember when he spent all that money on candy in front of Ron like it was nothing?
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Harry thinks he's above listening to authority because his parents are dead and no one can tell him what to do.
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He actually never listens to what anyone tells him.
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Seriously, he breaks pretty much every rule that exists at Hogwarts.
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And constantly puts himself in danger despite EVERYONE sacrificing their safety for him.
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Harry banged his BEST FRIEND'S sister. That is 100% against the bro code.
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AND he tried to mack on with a girl whose boyfriend just died.
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Plus he's the worst kisser ever.
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He has a blatant disregard for his friends' feelings.
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He's such an angry little boy.
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Even when everyone was being nice to him he was angry.
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Like, the whole of Order of the Phoenix is just Harry being an angsty, angsty teenager.
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He literally never thinks before he does anything.
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And he loves to whinge and feel sorry for himself.
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Harry Potter was certainly responsible for Sirius' death.
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Actually, he's so self-obsessed that he conveniently forgot that someone he cared about was POSSESSED BY VOLDEMORT.
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He seriously only got as far as he did with a lot of luck and a lot of help.
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REMEMBER THAT TIME HE STOLE A LOLLIPOP FROM NEVILLE? Poor Neville who never did anything mean to anyone.
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And he clearly doesn't care about his kids, considering the names he gave them.
So there you have it. Harry Potter: The Dickhead Who Lived.
