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27 Vintage Taylor Swift Tweets You Won't Believe She Actually Tweeted

"I just used a Sharpie as eye liner in the airplane bathroom."

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1. When she loved Twilight as much as everyone else did in 2010.

Just saw Eclipse. Wow. Unbelievably great. :)

2. And when she loved Katy Perry that much too.

Watching the Waking up in Vegas video. I love Katy Perry. I think I'm going to hang her poster on my wall now.

3. Like, really.

@katyperry I'm gonna come say hi as soon as I get back there. I love you like I love sparkly dresses.

4. When she had a wild night in.

In bed assigning photos to each contact in my phone so that if/when they call, their face will pop up. It's Vegas. You gotta push the limit.

5. And another.

6. When she shared the love for John Mayer and Justin Bieber.

Two of my favorite boys have albums out today: @johncmayer and @justinbieber. Good luck this week!

7. And when she (condescendingly) complimented a young JB.

Listening to xm. I think 'one thing' by Justin bieber is the most adorable little song ever. Love!!

8. When she was musing about Demi's new perfume name.

@ddlovato death by Demi Lovato. Best perfume name ever. "you smell like death" "thanks!". You could also make "decay" and "filth".

9. When she gave us an insight into her rap career.

If I said I was in the studio with T-Pain, would you believe me?

10. And gave us a backstage pass to her rehearsals.

Rehearsals today with Miley. We at an entire pizza in about 5 minutes.

11. When she had a lot of time on her hands.

I think I'm going to go rearrange my refrigerator magnets now.

12. When she tweeted this cryptic nonsense.

In New York City. Just walked past a man wearing prada collogne. Yikes, deja vu. Today show in the morning.

13. And when she made an impulse buy, just like the rest of us.

I just impulsively bought my cat a shirt that says "Hottie". I have no idea why. Maybe I shouldn't have days off.

14. When she lived out a Gaga song.

There's nothing quite like singing along in the car to @ladygaga "paparazzi" while actually being chased by paparazzi.

15. When she was a '90s fangirl.

Taylor Hanson came to my show tonight. My life is complete.

16. And when she tweeted the most Taylor Swift thing ever.

Grocery stores are wonderful. I passed by these brooms that smelled like cinnamon. It was 100% winter. I was 100% happy.

17. When she had no idea that one day she'd be an honorary Angel.

My car broke down outside Victorias Secret and the girl who worked there jumped my battery. I proceeded to tell her she's a REAL VS angel.

18. And when she lived her most thug life.

Cooked all night with some of my favorite girls, then watched CSI. Then youtubed videos of cute kittens. What can I say, I'm a thug.

19. When she raised some serious questions about her brother.

Listening to my brother try to convince my mom to let him set the Christmas tree on fire in the back yard. He's making a good case so far.

20. When she loved on the Hannah Montana Movie as much as we did.

Just got back from the Nashville premiere of the hannah Montana movie. I've seen it twice now in one week.

21. When she got free floss, thank god, because how else would she afford it.

dentist appointment. They gave me free floss.

22. When she got creative.

I just used a Sharpie as eye liner in the airplane bathroom.

23. When she did exactly what I would have done.

Walked into my AMA dressing room and there was this little bowl of candy in there. Literally shrieked with excitement. Need to tone it down.

24. When she was living her life to the fullest.

My glitter nail polish says 'party' but my sweat pants/bun on top of head ensemble say 'room service and journaling my feelings'.

25. Again and again.

How come no one told me that for 4 hours there was chocolate cake ALL over my face?!? Because you ate it alone, Taylor. You ate it alone.

26. When she got really into watching viral videos.

I just saw @TheEllenShow's interview with @ImKristenBell about the sloth! That was SO adorable/entertaining- I'm still laughing.

27. But always needed to make sure everyone was ok.

I need there to be a follow up for every viral video letting me know the people/cats in them are ok. Like lol but no seriously, you alright?


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