1.
This Cheese Single laid on a bed of rice, with a squiggle of mayo.
2.
These "sushi" "smores".
3.
This sushi burger, which no one ever really asked for.
4.
These overloaded sushi tacos.
5.
And this one, which isn't quite so well executed.
6.
This slice of "pizza" which surely can't even taste good.
7.
And this sushi on an actual pizza.
8.
This spring roll and sushi roll love child which needs to never see the light of day.
9.
This frozen abomination, made with "seafood".
10.
This plate of cheeseburger nigiri with a questionable yellow sauce.
11.
This "sushi slice" which looks impossible to eat neatly.
12.
This french fry sushi which takes two amazing things and makes something terrible.
13.
This dinnertime masterpiece from Kimmi K.
14.
This sushi burrito ROLLED IN CHEETO DUST???
15.
This mashup which offends Italian and Japanese cuisines.
16.
Ditto these ones made from spaghetti and meatballs.
17.
Or how about these macaroni rolls?
18.
This Christmas sushi filled with turkey and cranberry.
19.
This order of sushi which came served on PRINGLES???
20.
Or this poutine dish, using sushi instead of fries.
21.
And, finally, this sushi soup. SOUP.
