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    This Is For Everyone Who Hates People Talking Through Movies

    Honestly, I will throw my $9 popcorn at you if you keep this up.

    Everyone loves going to the cinema.

    Honestly, sometimes there's nothing better than sitting down with your overpriced Coke and popcorn, and escaping the ~real world~ for two hours.

    There's only one thing that can destroy this idyllic scene: CINEMA TALKERS.

    Yes, you. You know who you are. You people who think that it's perfectly fine to have a conversation with your friend when there are 50 people around you trying to watch a film.

    It's just rude.

    I know that you want to get on the back of Chris Pratt's motorbike and ride into the sunset but can you not wait until after the movie to discuss that?

    I'm so glad for you that you think this movie is predictable and you can guess what's going to happen next. Don't tell the whole cinema.

    Even if you whisper, WE CAN STILL HEAR YOU.

    If you honestly can't wait the 90 minutes until the movie finishes, go outside and finish your conversation in the lobby where you won't bother anyone.

    Better yet, wait until the DVD comes out and you can watch it at home and give your own personal commentary as loud as you damn well please.

    And if you're there with a friend who tries to start a conversation mid-movie, tell them to stop.

    Yes, Jennifer Lawrence's hair does look fab in this scene. WE DON'T NEED TO DISCUSS IT RIGHT NOW!

    So please, in future when you're at the cinema, think of the people around you who just forked out $22 for a movie ticket and want to be left in peace.

    Many thanks.