1.
When someone threw a dildo at this politician.
2.
Or when someone took it a step further and threw an actual bucket of shit.
3.
When this was an actual thing that happened to the PM.
4.
When the Department of Conservation created an ejaculation helmet.
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And when the same Department put up this questionable sign.
6.
When this shop sold possum fur nipple and willy warmers.
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When someone did this to a car in Taranaki.
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When someone honestly thought this was a great advertising strategy.
9.
And when someone came up with the idea of this billboard which is made from dead rabbits.
10.
Oh, and this billboard for... something.
11.
When this genius came up with an easy way of transporting farm animals.
12.
Or when this guy didn't even bother with proper footwear.
13.
When this washed up on a beach.
14.
And when the government appointed a national wizard.
15.
When chocolate milk became the nation's most precious commodity.
16.
When this guy took his lazy rat out for a stroll.
17.
When this girl auctioned off a spot on her bum.
18.
When this couple took their wedding photo outside KFC.
20.
When eels were hanging out on the street.
21.
And when this was a legitimate headline.
22.
When this guy really wanted McDonald's but had nowhere to tie up his horse.
23.
When only the important things are taken into consideration during the sale of a house.
24.
And when this farmer spelled out rude words with his sheep's food.
25.
When this was an actual thing reported on in the news.
26.
When this church tried to get in touch with the youth.
27.
When this town had a mystery pooper.
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And when this photo surfaced???
