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33 Defining Moments Of Every '00s School Disco

Enough hair mascara and body glitter to makeover an army.

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1. Cardboard posters that say "DISCO" in fluro letters.

2. Someone wearing a shirt that they decorated or tie-dyed themselves.

3. Glitter eyeshadow.

4. And a lot of glitter body gel.

5. Someone trying to channel Marissa Cooper with blue eyeliner.

FOX

6. Girls applying The Body Shop lip balm.

7. Someone who went way too OTT on the hair product.

20th Century Fox

8. A guy drenching himself with Lynx body spray.

Disney

9. Ditto a girl with Impulse.

10. Someone trying to rap all the words to an Eminem song.

Shady

11. And someone who knew all the dance moves to an S Club 7 bop.

Universal

12. A girl with crimped hair.

Channel 4

13. A girl who used way too much hair mascara.

14. And a guy trying to pull off a ~cool dude~ fedora.

FX

15. People using their iZone cameras to capture all the good times.

16. Someone wearing double denim.

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17. And someone was definitely wearing these kitten heel thongs.

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18. A science teacher doing some horrible moves on the dance floor.

19. A group of girls standing on one side of the room giggling and staring at a group of boys on the other side of the room with their hands in their pockets.

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Walt Disney Pictures

20. Someone getting mad at their mum for picking them up right outside, instead of waiting around the corner.

E!

21. The "Macarena", the "Nutbush" and "5,6,7,8".

22. And of course, "Mambo Number Five".

23. A very, very awkward and slobbery first kiss.

NBC

24. Enough Supre clothes to fill an entire store.

25. Five girls wearing the same dress in a slightly different pattern.

26. Boys laughing at their mates for dancing with a girl.

NBC

27. Glow sticks.

28. People "slow dancing" by touching each other's shoulders, standing really far apart, and swaying.

MTV Films

29. Someone crying in the bathroom.

FOX

30. A dance circle.

NBC

31. People pushing their friends into the middle of the dance circle.

NBC

32. Boys trying to break dance.

MGM

33. And a girl wearing ridiculous high heels that she couldn't walk in.

Channel 10