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    22 Reasons Nurses Should Get Paid Minimum Wage And Not A Cent More

    Because it's not like they work under near-apocalyptic conditions, right?

    1. They never really have to do anything too out of the ordinary.

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    2. And nothing gross ever actually happens to them.

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    3. Plus it's a job where emotions will never get involved.

    4. The patients they deal with are always easy and cooperative.

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    5. And so are their families.

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    6. Nurses are basically just glorified secretaries.

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    7. Their work isn't physical at all.

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    8. Their working hours are always normal.

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    9. They actually have heaps of spare time.

    10. And it's not like they ever have to do overtime.

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    11. Plus, the work is super cruisy.

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    12. They nap, like, all the time.

    13. And their work/sleep/social life balance is completely normal.

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    14. Because as soon as they have time off, there's always enough energy for fun stuff.

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    15. The stuff nurses have to know is all super straight-forward and easy.

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    16. And once they've learned it, that's it! No more to study.

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    17. And that knowledge is never taken advantage of by other people.

    18. They don't even really help patients.

    Nearly two years ago, I got deathly sick and ended up in the HDU. Nurses monitored me, washed me, comforted me, and medicated me. I vomited on them, rambled to them, cried to them. Their gentleness, kindness, and expertise saved my life and heart. We *must* pay them well.

    19. They're basically just putting bandaids on people and giving them pills.

    There few things in life that are certain: 1: death 2: taxes 3: The patient with the most mind numbingly foul bowel movements will be placed in rooms closest to the nurse’s station and/or the break room https://t.co/hda3LqYsaO

    20. And it's always easy to talk to other people about their work.

    21. Sometimes they don't even have to work five days a week!

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    22. And there are so many nurses, they can always just take a day off.

    By minimum wage, we obviously mean that nurses deserve a salary of roughly $1,000,000 per year. They are all superheroes. 👏👏👏

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