1. Walk in on your mum doing a nips-out photo shoot.
2. Look at your sister's Vogue cover shoot on the toilet.
3. Have a casual sisterly vagina sniff-off to see if that pineapple juice trick really does anything.
4. Lose your diamond earrings in the ocean on a family holiday.
5. Take photos of your daughter during a Playboy shoot.
6. And have the youngest member of your family date a man whose kid's mum is engaged to another sibling.
7. Send a downright abusive email to your sister after she wakes you up.
8. Be taught how to pole dance by your younger sister who is like 10 years old.
9. Tease your sister's recording career.
10. Have a conversation with your mum about her sex tape.
11. Not have a career if it weren't for your sister.
12. Or say that you won't buy your sister a pair of shoes because you "bought her a fucking career".
13. Be able to reminisce with fondness about Oprah dropping in.
14. Go jetskiing with your mum and have her wig fall off.
15. Threaten your mum with making a documentary about your lives... then realise it already exists.
16. Go coffin and cemetery shopping with your whole family.
17. Consider not giving your kid a last name.
18. Have half of the world's population think O.J. Simpson had an affair with your mum so everyone in your family has to get a DNA test.
19. Try to secretly give your dad Viagra, but accidentally give it to your brother, who gets an erection that won't go down.
20. Wear diamond-encrusted dresses to your mum's 60th.
