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This Is For Everyone Who Thinks Avocado Is The Worst

Mushy green poop. No thanks.

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Avocado really seems to be the ~cool thing~ at the moment.

Smashed avo on toast is this year's cronut.

People pay an extra $4 to get that shit added to their morning toast.

But why? It's horrible.

Its gross. It's a weird texture. And it tastes like butt.

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Sure, it's healthy. If I loved avocado, I'm certain that I'd be the kind of person who wears leggings to brunch and goes jogging every morning, aka living my best life.

^ Me if I ate avocado.

But alas. It's horrible.

It's expensive.

And people look at you like this when you share your (correct) opinion.

I would not eat it in a house. I would not eat it with a mouse.

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I would not eat it here or there.


And I would not eat it anywhere.


Everyone needs to just stop with the avocado love.

Because it SUCKS.