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OK Morons, It’s Time To Stop Eating Sausage Sandwiches Horizontally

We take our sausage placement very seriously.

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Diagonally.

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Idiots who put their sausage lengthways are just getting a completely messed-up bread-to-sausage ratio. Your sausage hangs out the ends and there's too much empty bread up top.

  1. How do you eat your sausage sizzle?

    Diagonally because I'm not an idiot.
    Sideways because I don't enjoy nice things.
    I cut it up because I have a lot of time and plates on my hands.

OK Morons, It’s Time To Stop Eating Sausage Sandwiches Horizontally

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How do you eat your sausage sizzle?
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    Diagonally because I'm not an idiot.
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    Sideways because I don't enjoy nice things.
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    I cut it up because I have a lot of time and plates on my hands.

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