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    26 Tweets That Are So Funny I Can't Stop Thinking About Them

    The years start coming and they really don't stop coming.

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    This dog looks like Laura Dern https://t.co/3QI7eA41Zx

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    If you don't think Taylor Swift's shake it off is a catchy tune you are probably an axe murder

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    I want “Resting Bitch” embroidered on my pillowcase.

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    The only two ways to reply to emails: 1. straight away within seconds I have no chill 2. "I am sorry it took me six… https://t.co/AGXgEJEGJP

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    I get why people say "we don't deserve dogs," but...we literally do. We made the friendliest wolves fuck until they… https://t.co/b7Jm5BfHmL

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    how i feel after making a good joke

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    when ur telling ur grandparents about ur job and they have no clue what ur talking bout but they're supportive

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    My new thing is finding birds that look like they are twice divorced

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    If only there was a letter in PARIS that resembles the Eiffel Tower

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    Did you know you can just start screaming, basically anywhere. It’s not illegal or anything

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    Dentist: “ok I’m gonna numb your mouth.” Me: “can you do my emotions next?” Her: 👀

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    The biggest lie in rom coms is that men have bed frames??

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    This is the worst Twitter conversation of all time. I don’t even know where to start.

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    When my youngest brother was little he was being bullied and went to my parents for help. They told him “Sticks and… https://t.co/sLBvMUwmDR

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    the "in case you missed it" section is an insult to a user of my calibre. i am online at all times of the day. i ha… https://t.co/8gBZ5SJyvm

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    The way Kanye is holding this computer is the richest thing I’ve ever seen in my life.

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    Captchas: 2008: The code you entered is wrong. 2018: The picture you chose doesn't have a cat 2028: the poem you w… https://t.co/HA2rYeY02O

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    exhaustive list of podcast genres: - my friends are funny so i never edit them - you didn't know how X worked, no… https://t.co/o6jngmzkRr

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    Princess Margaret's schedule circa 1955 is going straight to the vision board

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    Siri, show me the most miserable job that could ever exist

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    If I were a rapper my rap name would be "Gershwin" and I'd distribute my music exclusively on compact discs with bl… https://t.co/3CABQNCkTV

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    damn smash mouth was right, the years start coming and they really don’t stop coming

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