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    23 Celebrity Tweets That Will Never Not Be Funny

    "Sit on your own damn face!"

    1. When 50 Cent wasn't seeing the perks of being rich:

    I can't belive my grand mothers making me take Out the garbage I'm rich fuck this I'm going home I don't need this shit

    2. When Chrissy Teigen had this nightmare:

    well i am going to bed because snoop noticed a tweet of mine where i only used one g in dogg and i'm mortified

    3. When Kim was hanging ten:

    kowabunga dudettes. i'm so pumped to be on this surfing kick. who else surfs out there? gnarly day in the h2o. ridin waves!

    4. When Shaq tried out a new pun:

    How u like my con shaqt lenses get it lol

    5. When Britney shared this insight:

    Does anyone think global warming is a good thing? I love Lady Gaga. I think she's a really interesting artist.

    6. When Cher had no time for nonsense:

    @gagasapostle SIT ON YOU OWN DAMN FACE !! IM BUSY !!!

    7. And when Kourtney Kardashian was asking the questions we need answered:

    8. When Martha Stewart reached peak mom:

    9. When Ryan Reynolds proved his dedication:

    I'd walk through fire for my daughter. Well not FIRE, because it's dangerous. But a super humid room. But not too humid, because my hair.

    10. When Anna Kendrick told it like it is:

    I like my men like I like my coffee. Silent.

    11. When Vicky was answering the hard questions:

    12. When Chris Pratt called out snickerdoodles:

    Why's it called a snickerdoodle? And who's the person who came up with that name? I bet he was a real asshole.

    13. When Jessica Biel gave a shout-out to the Mirandas of the world:

    Wish I had the confidence of the woman who boldly admits they're the Miranda of their crew.

    14. When Katy Perry refused to conform to Starbucks's sizing guide:

    I refuse to speak Starbucks until I've actually learned Italian. ☕️#goodmorningilltakealarge

    15. When Milo Ventimiglia gave us a glimpse into his private life:

    When was the last time you were strapped in a chair with SaranWrap? Mine was 5 minutes ago. MV

    16. When Kesha was stuck in traffic:

    pee pee on the street. PoPo come n get me if u can find meeee. I blame traffik.

    17. And when Lil Jon had a similar problem:


    18. When Serena Williams shared a lot in a single tweet.

    I like Pink. I get crushes. I'm scared of bugs. I am sensitive. I cry. I'm just a girl. I have feelings too.

    19. When Miley had some interesting romance standards:

    20. When Aubrey Plaza tried to booty-call the president:

    21. When Justin Bieber was having a crisis:

    Why is rhode island nor a road or an island

    22. When Kim was inquiring "for a friend":

    Do identical twins have the same exact DNA? Like if 1 twin murders someone & leaves their DNA, can the other twin get blamed?

    23. And when Donald Trump was dealing America's important issues:

    Everyone knows I am right that Robert Pattinson should dump Kristen Stewart. In a couple of years, he will thank me. Be smart, Robert.

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