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    Posted on 30 May 2016

    23 Celebrity Tweets That Will Never Not Be Funny

    "Sit on your own damn face!"

    1. When 50 Cent wasn't seeing the perks of being rich:

    I can't belive my grand mothers making me take Out the garbage I'm rich fuck this I'm going home I don't need this shit

    2. When Chrissy Teigen had this nightmare:

    well i am going to bed because snoop noticed a tweet of mine where i only used one g in dogg and i'm mortified

    3. When Kim was hanging ten:

    kowabunga dudettes. i'm so pumped to be on this surfing kick. who else surfs out there? gnarly day in the h2o. ridin waves!

    4. When Shaq tried out a new pun:

    How u like my con shaqt lenses get it lol

    5. When Britney shared this insight:

    Does anyone think global warming is a good thing? I love Lady Gaga. I think she's a really interesting artist.

    6. When Cher had no time for nonsense:

    @gagasapostle SIT ON YOU OWN DAMN FACE !! IM BUSY !!!

    7. And when Kourtney Kardashian was asking the questions we need answered:

    8. When Martha Stewart reached peak mom:

    9. When Ryan Reynolds proved his dedication:

    I'd walk through fire for my daughter. Well not FIRE, because it's dangerous. But a super humid room. But not too humid, because my hair.

    10. When Anna Kendrick told it like it is:

    I like my men like I like my coffee. Silent.

    11. When Vicky was answering the hard questions:

    12. When Chris Pratt called out snickerdoodles:

    Why's it called a snickerdoodle? And who's the person who came up with that name? I bet he was a real asshole.

    13. When Jessica Biel gave a shout-out to the Mirandas of the world:

    Wish I had the confidence of the woman who boldly admits they're the Miranda of their crew.

    14. When Katy Perry refused to conform to Starbucks's sizing guide:

    I refuse to speak Starbucks until I've actually learned Italian. ☕️#goodmorningilltakealarge

    15. When Milo Ventimiglia gave us a glimpse into his private life:

    When was the last time you were strapped in a chair with SaranWrap? Mine was 5 minutes ago. MV

    16. When Kesha was stuck in traffic:

    pee pee on the street. PoPo come n get me if u can find meeee. I blame traffik.

    17. And when Lil Jon had a similar problem:


    18. When Serena Williams shared a lot in a single tweet.

    I like Pink. I get crushes. I'm scared of bugs. I am sensitive. I cry. I'm just a girl. I have feelings too.

    19. When Miley had some interesting romance standards:

    20. When Aubrey Plaza tried to booty-call the president:

    21. When Justin Bieber was having a crisis:

    Why is rhode island nor a road or an island

    22. When Kim was inquiring "for a friend":

    Do identical twins have the same exact DNA? Like if 1 twin murders someone & leaves their DNA, can the other twin get blamed?

    23. And when Donald Trump was dealing America's important issues:

    Everyone knows I am right that Robert Pattinson should dump Kristen Stewart. In a couple of years, he will thank me. Be smart, Robert.

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