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23 Celebrity Tweets That Will Never Not Be Funny

"Sit on your own damn face!"

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1. When 50 Cent wasn't seeing the perks of being rich:

I can't belive my grand mothers making me take Out the garbage I'm rich fuck this I'm going home I don't need this shit

2. When Chrissy Teigen had this nightmare:

well i am going to bed because snoop noticed a tweet of mine where i only used one g in dogg and i'm mortified

3. When Kim was hanging ten:

kowabunga dudettes. i'm so pumped to be on this surfing kick. who else surfs out there? gnarly day in the h2o. ridin waves!

4. When Shaq tried out a new pun:

How u like my con shaqt lenses get it lol

5. When Britney shared this insight:

Does anyone think global warming is a good thing? I love Lady Gaga. I think she's a really interesting artist.

6. When Cher had no time for nonsense:

@gagasapostle SIT ON YOU OWN DAMN FACE !! IM BUSY !!!

7. And when Kourtney Kardashian was asking the questions we need answered:

8. When Martha Stewart reached peak mom:

9. When Ryan Reynolds proved his dedication:

I'd walk through fire for my daughter. Well not FIRE, because it's dangerous. But a super humid room. But not too humid, because my hair.

10. When Anna Kendrick told it like it is:

I like my men like I like my coffee. Silent.

11. When Vicky was answering the hard questions:

12. When Chris Pratt called out snickerdoodles:

Why's it called a snickerdoodle? And who's the person who came up with that name? I bet he was a real asshole.

13. When Jessica Biel gave a shout-out to the Mirandas of the world:

Wish I had the confidence of the woman who boldly admits they're the Miranda of their crew.

14. When Katy Perry refused to conform to Starbucks's sizing guide:

I refuse to speak Starbucks until I've actually learned Italian. ☕️#goodmorningilltakealarge

15. When Milo Ventimiglia gave us a glimpse into his private life:

When was the last time you were strapped in a chair with SaranWrap? Mine was 5 minutes ago. MV

16. When Kesha was stuck in traffic:

pee pee on the street. PoPo come n get me if u can find meeee. I blame traffik. http://t.co/FX3Xtlry

17. And when Lil Jon had a similar problem:

WAS RUSHIN HOME TO TAKE A DUMP AND GOT CAUGHT BEHIND A SCHOOL BUS DROPPIN KIDS OFF!! LONGEST 30MINS OF MY LIFFFEEEE!!

18. When Serena Williams shared a lot in a single tweet.

I like Pink. I get crushes. I'm scared of bugs. I am sensitive. I cry. I'm just a girl. I have feelings too.

19. When Miley had some interesting romance standards:

20. When Aubrey Plaza tried to booty-call the president:

21. When Justin Bieber was having a crisis:

Why is rhode island nor a road or an island

22. When Kim was inquiring "for a friend":

Do identical twins have the same exact DNA? Like if 1 twin murders someone & leaves their DNA, can the other twin get blamed?

23. And when Donald Trump was dealing America's important issues:

Everyone knows I am right that Robert Pattinson should dump Kristen Stewart. In a couple of years, he will thank me. Be smart, Robert.