Here's A Refresher On What The Hell Happened Last Time "Pretty Little Liars" Aired
Pretty Little Liars returns this week.
So, if you know anything about Pretty Little Liars, you’ll know that at first they were being terrorised by a mystery person named “A”.
1. Whoever killed Charlotte is still on the loose. But just after she died, the five Liars started getting threatening messages from a new person – A.D.
A.D. is also trying to figure out who killed Charlotte. We have no idea who it is but the suspects have included the Liars, Noel Kahn, Toby's new girlfriend, Jenna, and basically everyone on the show. No one suspects Ali, which is strange considering HER INITIALS ARE LITERALLY A.D.
Well, now that's as clear as mud, here are the main things you need to know going into the final 10 episodes:
2. Spencer was shot by what appeared to be Jenna...but it was probably A.D.
3. And Noel Kahn got decapitated.
4. Meanwhile Blind Jenna has either been abducted by A.D. or perhaps is in cahoots with them, who even knows anymore?
5. Everyone's romantic lives are a hot mess but what the hell else is new?
6. Spencer dated Caleb, but was still kinda hung up on Toby, who's engaged to someone else. Then she hooked up with a cop who might be 40?
His name is Detective Fury, and unlike Toby he seems to stay away from the gummi bears.
7. Oh yeah, and Toby and his fiancé were in a car accident and we have no idea if they're dead or alive.
8. Hanna broke up with her hot fiancé and got back together with Caleb, whom she kissed while he was still with Spencer.
9. Emily was dating Shower Harvey, who ended up to be evil, but then Shower Harvey died. Then there was all this tension between Ali and Emily, and for some reason Paige is just always lurking around.
Then in the last episode she hooked up with Alison. I'm fucking mad about that. Don't @ me.
10. Oh lol btw, Alison's pregnant.
I honestly could not think of a less responsible mother than Alison DiLaurentis. And that's really saying something.
11. But the baby might actually be Emily's.
Way back in the day, Emily sold her eggs to make some money. But, surprise surprise, those eggs were stolen. So there's a chance that the baby inside Ali is actually Emily's, and Archer the fucking nutter implanted them in her. Lmao what the fuck is this show?
12. Aria was engaged to some guy, but hooked up with a miserable, beardy Ezra...then he proposed to her.
13. However, Ezra found out his dead ex-girlfriend was actually alive, and Aria saw them embracing on TV.
14. Hanna killed Alison's husband.
Yes. That is a real sentence. It's a really long story, but basically Alison was married to Dr Rollins, who was Charlotte's psychiatrist while she was in Radley. But! He was actually a British guy in a mask (lol), who was also sleeping with Charlotte when she died (lol). Rollins (real name Archer) shipped Ali off to a psychiatric hospital. The Liars figured out he was shady, rescued her, Hanna ran Rollins over (by accident), and they buried him in the woods.
Anyway, it seems like Archer was working with Mary Drake (Alison's aunt and Charlotte's mum) to take control of the Carassimi Group and take all of Ali's money. Yeah, I don't really get it either.
15. Mary Drake is Spencer's biological mum.
Mary told Spencer this just after she was shot. Honestly mate, choose your timing. I think for a while we thought that Noel Kahn was also Mary Drake's kid but that might have just been a dream I once had? Also, that makes Charlotte and Spencer sisters...technically.