1. Most of us can agree on the fact that the Dursleys are dumb idiots who don’t know anything about the wizarding world, or magic in general.
Look at those dumb faces.
3. The 50-pence piece he gets for Christmas in his first year represents the Resurrection Stone.
4. The toothpick that Harry got in his second year represents the Elder Wand.
5. And the thoughtful gift of a single tissue, which Harry received in his fourth year, represents the Invisibility Cloak.
And before you start saying that we’ve conveniently forgotten about all the other gifts Harry has received from the Dursleys, these were the only three Christmas presents ever mentioned in the books.