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    23 Things People Who Love Eating Would Never Say

    "Please, have the last slice of pizza."

    1. I had a big a lunch, I'll probably just skip dinner.

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    2. I'll pass on dessert.

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    3. I forgot to eat.

    4. I can't remember what I had for dinner last night.

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    5. I stop eating when I'm full.

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    6. I've never grated cheese for my pasta and then eaten half of it while standing in my kitchen.

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    7. I can't eat breakfast, it's too early in the morning.

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    8. I have nothing in my fridge.

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    9. Grocery shopping is the worst.

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    10. Pizza is gross.

    11. I don't spend my whole day thinking about my next meal.

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    12. How can anyone eat a whole pint of ice cream in a night?

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    13. Fresh bread smells gross.

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    14. I've never tried to use mind control on my waiter to make my food come faster.

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    15. I've never eaten a midnight snack by the light of my refrigerator.

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    16. Mac 'n' cheese is for kids.

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    17. I've never finished a four-serving meal on my own.

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    18. I've never had two dinners in one night.

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    19. Please, take half of my fries. I wasn't gonna finish them anyway.

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    20. I hate Thanksgiving.

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    21. Let's split dessert.

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    22. What's a food coma?

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    23. Please, have the last slice of pizza.

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