23 Things People Who Love Eating Would Never Say
"Please, have the last slice of pizza."
I had a big a lunch, I'll probably just skip dinner.
I'll pass on dessert.
I can't remember what I had for dinner last night.
I stop eating when I'm full.
I've never grated cheese for my pasta and then eaten half of it while standing in my kitchen.
I can't eat breakfast, it's too early in the morning.
I have nothing in my fridge.
Grocery shopping is the worst.
I don't spend my whole day thinking about my next meal.
How can anyone eat a whole pint of ice cream in a night?
Fresh bread smells gross.
I've never tried to use mind control on my waiter to make my food come faster.
I've never eaten a midnight snack by the light of my refrigerator.
Mac 'n' cheese is for kids.
I've never finished a four-serving meal on my own.
I've never had two dinners in one night.
Please, take half of my fries. I wasn't gonna finish them anyway.
I hate Thanksgiving.
Let's split dessert.
What's a food coma?
Please, have the last slice of pizza.
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