Here Are 100 Hilarious Harry Potter Jokes To Get You Through The Day

The Potter fandom is the gift that keeps on giving.

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[on first date with JK Rowling] JK: I've already told you twice I can't get you into Hogwarts. It's not even real. ME: Did you just wink

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when i read harry potter in school i identified with harry, but now reading it as an adult, i fear i may be the girl who cries in the toilet

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*jk rowling wakes up* what’s today’s tweet *spins large bingo cage* hagrid… is… pansexual and… he later joined isis

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how did harry potter get down the hill? walking jk rowling

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kylie jenner bought a house at 17?? harry potter saved the wizarding world and destroyed voldemort at 17

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how cool would house football at hogwarts be like, quidditch is dope and all, but imagine malfoy getting trucked

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My mom be putting ordinary shit into other shit. We don't need this for listerine. I feel like I'm in Harry Potter

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Harry Potter wakes up in hospital. "Welcome back. You've been in a coma for 8 years" says the doctor. "You ran face first into a wall lmao"

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"When I was the leader of Slytherin House, I said that I wanted to Make Hogwarts Great Again so I can identify with… https://t.co/toutYfUHJp

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This is what happens when i am bored while wearing my Harry Potter shirt

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