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18 Funny Tweets About Hogwarts That'll Really Make You Think

Make Slytherin great again.

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FOUNDER OF HOGWARTS: okay, so we all know there are four types of kid. brave, smart, evil and miscellaneous. SCHOOL BOARD: yes, continue.

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DUMBLEDORE: Now, give a warm welcome to our new Defense Against the Dark Arts professor, Lucifer Serpentine HARRY: I bet this dude is great

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Every year Harry Potter goes to school and somebody tries to kill me. Bro stay home 1 year, take a break, kick your shoes off,watch Netflix.

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Gryffindor: Do what is right Ravenclaw: Do what is wise Hufflepuff: Do what is kind Slytherin: PUT A FUCKING BASILISK IN THE CASTLE

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*puts on sorting hat* sorting hat: GGRREAT LAKE! THROW HIM IN THE GREAT LAKE me: nno can i be gryfindor sorting hat: GGGREAT LAKE! DROWN HIM

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[on first date with JK Rowling] JK: I've already told you twice I can't get you into Hogwarts. It's not even real. ME: Did you just wink

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Reminder that wizards SHAT THEMSELVES FOR CENTURIES BEFORE MUGGLES INVENTED PLUMBING. WTF JK ROWLING.

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[reading Harry Potter] Me: Do you know what's going on? 3-year-old: He went to lizard school. I'd correct her, but her version is better.

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"When I was the leader of Slytherin House, I said that I wanted to Make Hogwarts Great Again so I can identify with… https://t.co/toutYfUHJp

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do you think over summer holidays the hogwarts teachers go Wild and like, skinny dip in the lake and raid the kitchens at 2am

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You know how we have fire drills at school, imagine all the different safety drills at Hogwarts

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"Newt Gingrich " sounds like an ingredient you would use in Potions class at Hogwarts.

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imagine when muggle parents see the hogwarts letter and theyre like lol kid whos pranking you?

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Hogwarts crb checks must not be up to scratch imagine employing someone with Voldemort under his turban

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Imagine being a hogwarts student in 2016 and walking into the room of requirement and seeing THIS: (Txt says "shut… https://t.co/EgUQWMRyky

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Why exactly is Tom Riddle’s award for special services to the school still in the Hogwarts trophy room?

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how cool would house football at hogwarts be like, quidditch is dope and all, but imagine malfoy getting trucked

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