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It's Time To Find Out Your Actual Opinions On Hipster Food

Are you on the right side of the ~trends~?

  1. OK, you're at a fancy party and these appetisers are being carried around the room. Which do you choose?

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OK, you're at a fancy party and these appetisers are being carried around the room. Which do you choose?
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    Spring rolls
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    Matcha sliders
  1. Which deconstructed food is more offensive to you?

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Which deconstructed food is more offensive to you?
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    Spaghetti
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    S'mores
  1. If you had to choose between a juice with chlorophyll or a lemonade with charcoal, what would you do? (Death is not an option.)

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If you had to choose between a juice with chlorophyll or a lemonade with charcoal, what would you do? (Death is not an option.)
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    I'll have the juice, thanks.
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    Ugh, I guess the lemonade.
  1. Which of these Whole Foods items would you never ever buy?

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Which of these Whole Foods items would you never ever buy?
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    Asparagus water (for $5.99!!!!)
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    Kaleamole
  1. Which of these serving choices would make you angrier?

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Which of these serving choices would make you angrier?
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    Sauce in paint tins
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    Sandwich in a dustpan
  1. You're starving and in need of a snack, but the shop has only these two options. Which do you pick?

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You're starving and in need of a snack, but the shop has only these two options. Which do you pick?
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    Egg White Chips
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    Spinach Crisps
  1. How would you like your avocado?

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How would you like your avocado?
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    Shaved
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    Panko-crusted
  1. And how do you prefer to eat quinoa?

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And how do you prefer to eat quinoa?
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    As a burger bun
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    Covered in chocolate and pink salt
  1. Your hip friends are going out for pizza. Which one are you going to order, then pretend you enjoyed?

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Your hip friends are going out for pizza. Which one are you going to order, then pretend you enjoyed?
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    Peach
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    Squid ink
  1. Normal grilled cheese sandwiches are just SO 2012. Choose a new favourite.

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Normal grilled cheese sandwiches are just SO 2012. Choose a new favourite.
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    Mac 'n' cheese with bacon
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    Brie, pear, and honey
  1. Which sign makes you roll your eyes the hardest?

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Which sign makes you roll your eyes the hardest?
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  1. And would you prefer to get your meal in an old drawer or a shoe?

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And would you prefer to get your meal in an old drawer or a shoe?
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    In a drawer
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    In a shoe