1. "Here's to Bo-ob, he's true blue, he's a piss pot through and through..."
2. "Why are there always butter flecks in the Vegemite jar?"
3. "I just got swooped by a fucking magpie!"
4. "Who's up for a Macca's run?"
5. "Yeah, nah."
6. "Whatta cunt."
7. "Can you pull into the servo for a sec, I gotta grab a sausage roll."
8. "Maaaaaaaaaaaaate."
9. "Just chuck a u-ey."
10. "I'm going up the shops, you want anything?"
11. "Let me just whack on my trakky daks, and I'll come with."
12. "I'm just heading down to Bunnings for a sausage sizzle."
13. "You up for beers this arvo?"
14. "Fark, today looks like it'll be a scorcher!"
15. "Are you going to Splendour this year?"
16. "These. Fucking. Mozzies."
17. "This is shithouse."
18. "Ah, shit, I stepped in a bindi patch."
19. "Why is the internet so slow?"
20. "You look like such a derro."
21. "I'm gonna pick up some goon for pres."
22. "I got maggot last night."
23. "I think I'll just chuck a sickie."
24. "Mate, he lives out in woop-woop!"
25. "No dramas."
26. "Should we do snags or chops for the barbie?"
27. "You're giving me the shits."
28. "Have a good one!"
29. "I'm just waiting for a mate."
