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19 Hilarious Tweets About The Second Episode Of "The Bachelorette"

We need to talk about Sam's hair.

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Me every time Sophie mentions an ex, trying to figure out which one #BacheloretteAU

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I love how Sophie just hangs out, pondering her life, all by herself in the middle of a closed footy stadium. #BacheloretteAU

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"My seat's going, my seat's gone!" Who said it? A) Sophie Monk B) Several former dual citizen senators C) All of the above #BacheloretteAU

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Australia right now over jarrod.. #TheBacheloretteAU

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oh dear Sophie has already 'cheated' on Jourdan he is gonna kick him with his cast #BacheloretteAU

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The bachelor: we shall scare the women so Matty can be a hero #BacheloretteAU : we shall scare Sophie so the men can be heroes

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Take a drink every time you hear "yew!" when @oshergunsberg appears. Die of alcohol poisoning in 27 minutes. #thebacheloretteau

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we need to be talking more about sam's BIZARRE combover fringe/man bun situation. WHAT IS HE HIDING? #BacheloretteAU

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Oh Apollo, I never knew the Roman army had... ... ... ... GUNS. #BacheloretteAU

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Sam be like: 'Wait, you're not supposed to objectify a woman to her face?' #bacheloretteau

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Until this moment, the other boys would've been glad to see the back of Blake. #BacheloretteAU

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Wow these boys and their drama cabana #BacheloretteAU

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Sophie, for Australia, please: choose Apollo for a single date and make sure it's something where he has to be shirtless #BacheloretteAU

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"Can I copy your homework?" "OK, but make sure you change it a bit so no one can tell" #TheBacheloretteAU

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I JUST FIND SAM'S HAIR SO CONFUSING #BacheloretteAU

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Jourdan limps back to his house full of porcelain dolls with glued-on ladies hair #bacheloretteAU

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Jourdan's contribution to this season: faked a crying fit, broke his foot, and his hunchback got progressively worse. Have a grouse one

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