ICYMI, NSW premier Gladys Berejiklian has promised everyone in the state a little treat once we reach 6 million COVID jabs.
Gladys Berejiklian tells @tracygrimshaw there will be “at least one thing” fully vaccinated people can do when NSW reaches 6 million jabs that they can’t do now
Anyway, we've now hit that target and Gladdy B says that she'll reveal our surprise later this week. Of course, people went to town with their speculations.
Excited for Gladys to announce our little treat. Even though we have food at home
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the 6 million jabs treat is that parkour is being added to the four reasons you can leave home
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A new U2 album will automatically download on your phone https://t.co/FdBEPWpnzZ
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Yeah yeah get 5G we know already https://t.co/an7CBuqe2X
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if the gladys treat isn't her announcing she's gonna be replacing stanford blatch as carrie's new best friend in the revival i don't ever wanna know what it is!! she was born for tht role dammit
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We should all be allowed to wedgie one anti-vaxxer https://t.co/6UBX7Bq6dm
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NSW government funding to reopen Golden Century.
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Look I’m new to Australia but I’ve been here long enough to know it’s going to be Bunnings. https://t.co/1Qgya7oIja
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I hear we can sunbake naked with deers https://t.co/jOrUVeI2wH
Here's the context for that one if you need it.
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omg.... gladys did you get us a PUPPY
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Oh GOD PLEASE make it the pub https://t.co/bALHu91O1y
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A link in the Service NSW app that only works for the fully vaccinated — and it takes you to a special clip of Gladys and her team singing Imagine https://t.co/zxR6SvqHxP
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If Gladys legalises weed before Dandrews I’m gonna scream https://t.co/9MWQyUuhLv
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eating a succulent chinese meal https://t.co/18AVJWHI5d
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hearing that a free outdoor screening of The Croods is the "one extra thing" NSW citizens will be allowed to do after 6 million vaccinations
Aaaand here's the (bonkers) context for this one.
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@kishor_nr One fun size milky way bar per citizen and a smiley face stamp on our hands.
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Imagine if the “one extra thing” NSW vaccinated people get once we hit 6 million jabs is being able to travel 6km to exercise.
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It's a half price Maxibon https://t.co/OVhcnMEP72
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FUCK YEAH I HOPE IT’S SHOOT LASERS FROM OUR HANDS https://t.co/wVyqfcmr0N
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Defrosting exactly 5 chicken nuggets for an afternoon snack. This is the treat Gladys spoke of
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do you reckon the special treat from Gladys is a packet of red frogs for every household?
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the treat is getting watch a movie in english class https://t.co/5NNOukhG0O
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Find the will to live? https://t.co/ixwuZPvMyO
At the end of the day... you gotta laugh.
I don't care how big or small the Gladys announcement is but I desperately need it to be funny