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    31 Funny Tweets That'll Make You Question What The Hell Happened To Your Sense Of Humour

    Why am I laughing???

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    what if u cracked ur knuckles and ur fingers started to glow like glow sticks

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    I forgot my knitting needles in the freezer

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    my humour has been so destroyed that I find this to be the most hilarious video I’ve seen in ages

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    ‘WATER THOSE!’ https://t.co/pmttFWp0Gi

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    look at that motor oil https://t.co/LS3O2n95NP

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    people born in 2001 are 8 now. let that sink in

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    when u are trying to close twitter but u just want to see one more post before going to bed

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    what came first.. da minion or da bob

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    Regular back: -will hurt eventually -boring -stupid bones Backstreet's back: -alright

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    ladies, if he: - never texts you back - always interjects with unsolicited advice - reads your personal documents - constantly tries to help you format paragraphs - is a sentient paper clip he’s not your man. he’s clippy the microsoft word office assistant

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    "Bro, you want this pamphlet?" "Brochure"

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    She glowed up so hard on us. Y'all said she isn't a planet and she went out and got a whole revenge bod, and now y'all keep saying you miss Pluto being a planet but you had your chance!! Look at her, she has Moved On!! https://t.co/TQkLyFggBr

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    no ice? just freeze some water. https://t.co/YID3kHAJou

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    twitter has literally broken my sense of humor bc im fucking screaming at this https://t.co/KC3S03tyHD

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    recipe writers: tsp is teaspoon, tbsp is tablespoon me, an intellectual: tusp recipe writer: no me: tubusp

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    You: taking the mick Me, an intellectual: extracting the Michael

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    why is it called "a vet" and not a "dogter"? https://t.co/icZDwp0Q8V

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    getting double bounced on a trampoline was the last time i felt something

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    small child: [absolutely incomprehensible gibberish] me:

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    stop 🗣 killing 🗣 scottish 🗣 people 🗣 to make 🗣 scotch 🗣 tape 🗣

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    You ever laugh at something stupid so hard that you cry, and go to show your partner and they just look disappointed? Yeah

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    out of boredom i decided to scan a stuffed shark. here are the results.

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    Since hair can’t be preserved in fossils we can’t rule out the possibility that dinosaurs looked like this