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    22 Deeply True Tweets About Women

    "Once I hate your boyfriend for you there’s no going back."

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    Girls don’t actually shop we just walk round touching the clothes saying ‘this is cute’

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    a boy could ask ur bra size and u could be like “ak-47” and he would respond w “fuck 😩😩😩 ur so hot 😫”

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    sometimes my low pony looks cute but sometimes i look like a young man in colonial america eager to start his woodworking apprenticeship

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    Single at 23: “I have to go out and meet someone!” Single at 29: “If it’s meant to be the right person will find me in my home.”

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    STOP EVERYTHING so one of my friends got married yesterday and she had POCKETS ON HER WEDDING DRESS which is just the best thing I have ever seen. https://t.co/3A0PF3102V

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    me when i wake up vs. when i’m finally ready to go out

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    The continued existence of straight women in 2018 should utterly disprove the idea that homosexuality is a choice.

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    once i hate your boyfriend for you there’s no going back. i don’t care that he apologized. i did this for you

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    applying lip balm while you know someone’s watching you is a power move

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    thinking about dying my hair platinum blonde which means it’s time to see my therapist

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    I use “bitch” so much as a term of endearment that I forget ppl actually get offended by it

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    Ariana had to learn the hard way what all women find out eventually: that sometimes you think a guy is amazing and funny and loving and sexy, but it turns out he’s just tall

    13.

    every time I wear a tube top out there’s like a 49% chance I accidentally flash someone but sometimes that’s the price u gotta pay to look good am I right ladies

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    why did I ever let girls in layered hollister t-shirts and sparkly uggs bully me in middle school

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    Girls go back to the guy that fucked them over 1000 times but won't go back to the lady that fucked their nails up once. 💀💀

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    Men: seriously why do you need such a big bag????? Also men: can I put this in your bag

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    I think I’m starting to understand girls Calling another girl bitch = probably friends Calling another girl sweetie = definitely not friends

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    a therapist: expensive a box of hair dye: $7

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    i hate ranting to my boyfriend because he’ll use sound logic and reasoning and i’m really just looking for someone to be just as overdramatic about the situation as i am

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    Women’s shower water. https://t.co/kJvu6FE256

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    If you write a girl a handwritten note she’s keeping it forever no matter what happens

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