1.
Parliament House is apparently "cavernous and boring".
2.
Taronga Zoo has animals that are "sexual predators".
3.
Sydney Harbour Bridge "should have been replaced decades ago".
4.
Bondi Beach is "overrated".
5.
The Shrine of Remembrance is "a joke".
6.
And the Sydney Opera House is just "brown concrete with dim lighting".
7.
The Melbourne City Circle Tram goes slower than a walking pace.
8.
And the Melbourne Botanical Gardens are "boring".
9.
While the Great Ocean Road is "ok".
10.
Mt Wellington needs more fires.
11.
Uluru is "covered in flies".
12.
Federation Square is "bent in the middle".
13.
Cable Beach has overpriced orange juice.
14.
And the Questacon Science Museum has mediocre egg sandwiches.
15.
Lake Burley Griffin is a "stinking man-made cesspool".
16.
And the Brisbane River is the "worst river ever".
