1. There are the old classics.
#AussieSayings That's not a knife, this is a knife....
2. And of course, the Simpsons quotes.
I see you've played knifey-spoony before. #AussieSayings
3. There are quite a few typical Aussie sayings...
Carrying on like a pork chop #AussieSayings
4.
Blow it out ya arse #AussieSayings
5.
U wot m8 #AussieSayings
6.
Couldn't drive a greasy stick up a dog's arse #AussieSayings
7.
Useless as tits on a bull #AussieSayings
8.
Catch you round like a rissole #AussieSayings
9.
Goin' up the shops for a packet of fags. #AussieSayings
10. Along with some that we don't hear all that often...
Also "I hope yer chooks turn into emus & kick yer dunny door down". #Aussiesayings
11.
Teeth so crooked he could eat an apple through a tennis racquet #AussieSayings
12.
Dry as a dead dingo's donger #AussieSayings
13.
About as useful as a one legged man in a arse kicking contest. #AussieSayings
14. And some which are the most Aussie sentences ever.
Up & down like a dunny seat on party night. #AussieSayings
15.
A few tinnies short of a slab. #AussieSayings
16. Like our unique slang...
"I went on a Maccas run in my tracky-dacks." #AussieSayings
17. ...our proverbs...
Chuck a U-ey #AussieSayings
18. ...and the sentence that we each say once a day.
Yeah, but nah #AussieSayings
19. And there's the one that we're not so proud of.
I'm not racist, but #AussieSayings
20. We've even got sayings that'll confuse foreigners.
Have a good one. #AussieSayings
21. There's the way we say the days of the week.
Mundee, Choosdey, Wensdee, Fursdee, Fridee. #AussieSayings
22. Aussies can't go past anything saying with the c-bomb in it.
Cunts fucked #aussiesayings
23. Of course there is some ~medical advice~ thrown in.
More than three shakes is a wank. #AussieSayings (Sorry about that one but I am a urologist)
24. And we can't forget the most Australian sentence that none of us actually say.
Chuck a shrimp on the barbie ~ SAID NO AUSSIE EVER! #AussieSayings
25. Um, and whatever this is.
STONE THE BLINKIN CROWS YA BLOODY HALF CUT FARKEN DRONGO FLAMIN CARNT BEER RACISM SHEILAS BILLYTEA N SHIT ANZACS #AussieSayings
