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Updated on 8 Jul 2020. Posted on 6 Nov 2016

16 Ridiculous Celebrity Conspiracies That'll Make You Question Everything

I am shook.

1. Beyoncé's pregnancy was totally staged.

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Apparently Beyoncé was never actually pregnant with Blue Ivy; she used a surrogate, so as not to ruin her figure. But B wanted to keep this a secret, so wore a fake pregnancy belly. You can see in this video that her belly kind of deflates as she sits down, and read more about it all here.

2. Taylor Swift and Tom Hiddleston faked their relationship.

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The theory is that Taylor Swift and Tom Hiddleston's whirlwind romance was faked, either for publicity or to troll the media. You can read all about it here.

3. Suri Cruise is Chris Klein's daughter.

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Apparently Katie Holmes became pregnant with Klein's baby just before she started dating Tom Cruise, but the pair decided to pretend that Suri was Tom's. The theory states that Suri wasn't actually born on 18 April 2006 as was claimed, because the birth certificate took 20 days to get signed. Also, no one saw Suri for about five months after she was born, and there are some weird paparazzi photos of Katie when she was "pregnant". You can read more here.

4. Katy Perry is actually JonBenét Ramsey.

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Surely you've heard this one. The theory says that JonBenét's parents faked her death so that she could grow up and become a star. I'm not really sure how that works but you can watch this video or read more here.

5. Louis Tomlinson's baby is fake.

6. Avril Lavigne has been dead since 2003.

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Apparently 13 years ago Avril killed herself and was replaced by a doppelgänger, who left several clues in "Avril's" second album, which you can read all about here. It's been proven that this was all a hoax, but maybe that's just what they want us to think?

7. Courtney Love hired one of Kurt Cobain's friends to kill him and set his death up like a suicide.

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The theory is that Kurt was was about to leave her, so Courtney killed him so she could keep all his money. The documentary Soaked in Bleach covers it extensively, and makes it seem pretty believable. Or you can just read about it here.

8. Paul McCartney has been dead for years.

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According to this theory, Paul died in 1966 and the rest of the Beatles tried to cover it up by hiring a lookalike. But the guilt got to them, and they started hiding messages in their song lyrics. Apparently the whole Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band album is chock-a-block with Paul Is Dead clues. At the end of "Strawberry Fields Forever", you can hear John mumble "I buried Paul", though in interviews he clarified that he actually said "cranberry sauce". There's a whole Wikipedia page about it if you want to read more.

9. Keanu Reeves is immortal.

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There have been a bunch of people, all throughout history, who look a hell of a lot like Keanu Reeves. Apparently he's been around since 748, and has cropped up as a doctor, a painter, and even a French king. Also, he's donated a ton of money, saying: "Money is the last thing I think about. I could live on what I have already made for the next few centuries." Very suspicious. Here's all the evidence.

10. Nicolas Cage is an immortal vampire.

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Maybe he's just got a bunch of historical doppelgängers, but it's probably more likely that he's immortal. Nicolas Cage himself denied the rumours, but honestly, that's exactly what an immortal vampire would do.

11. Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart are secretly married with four children.

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So remember when those photos surfaced of Kristen Stewart cheating on Robert Pattinson a while ago? Well apparently those photos were fake, and the two are in a secret and very happy relationship, with a bunch of kids. They originally staged the breakup to create publicity around their respective movies being released at the time. Oh and the woman who Kristen is supposedly dating right now? That's her cousin. You can read all about it here.

12. The CIA killed Marilyn Monroe.

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Surely you've heard about this one, and it's probably the most believable of all of these. There were a ton of rumours that Marilyn Monroe was having an affair with Bobby Kennedy, back in the 1960s, and also slept with President Kennedy a couple of times. Apparently she knew heaps of family secrets, which she kept written down in a little red book. The theory is that Bobby didn't want any secrets getting out so arranged to have her murdered, and made it look like an overdose. A couple of years ago, a Secret Service agent confessed on his deathbed that he was involved in her murder. There's a whole book about it, and info all over the internet.

13. Lady Gaga was a backup dancer before murdering an artist named Lina Morgana and stealing her identity.

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Apparently she was sick of being just a backup dancer, so was involved in the murder of this woman, which was made to look like a suicide. Gaga apparently copied her looks and persona, and became mega-famous months later. "Monster" is supposedly about Lina's abusive ex-boyfriend, who was also involved in the murder. You can read more here.

14. Lindsay Lohan has a dead twin.

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Apparently both twins starred in The Parent Trap, but just after filming, Lindsay's sister Kelsey died in a car crash. Disney covered it up by saying that Lindsay played both roles in the movie, and her family went along with it because they're fame-hungry. And that's why Lindsay ended up turning to drugs and booze.

15. Miley Cyrus was killed by Disney.

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Gosh, Disney has been busy. Back in 2010, Hannah Montana ended and Miley released Can't Be Tamed. Some people may claim this was just her way of growing up and breaking free from her Disney image. But according to theorists, the "truth" is that she was killed and replaced with a body double who doesn't give a fuck about being a role model for young girls. Some truthers believe that the OG Miley was murdered because she refused to participate in an orgy with Disney execs. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

16. Jay Z and Nicki Minaj are the same person

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If you take a Nicki Minaj song and slow it right down, she sounds exactly like Jay Z. There's a whole Soundcloud account dedicated to it. Also, Nicki has talked a lot about her ~alter-egos~ and it just makes sense that Jay Z is one of them, especially because he is 100% confirmed illuminati*. And have you ever seen them in the same place before?????? You can read more here.

*Apparently.

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