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Bunnings Sausage Sizzles Are Starting In The UK And They Better Not Fuck It Up

A sausage sizzle is a fine art which we have perfected over decades.

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In case you didn't know, Bunnings Warehouse is an Australian hardware store which is literally one of our country's most iconic places.

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Sure, you can go there to get wood and nails and other hardware paraphernalia, but Bunnings' crowning glory is actually found in the car park.

The Bunnings snag has cured many a hangover in its time, and is also a fundraiser for local community groups.


Though we don't want to give you this incredible gift and just let you run wild with it.

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It's important to eat sausage sizzles the right way. I've seen the depraved things you Brits do to food. I s2g if I see a photo on Instagram of a sausage sizzle with salad cream, I'm going to throw down.

It's not difficult, so you guys should be able to get around it. It's a simple, yet balanced equation of the most perfect ingredients.


Sometimes BBQ sauce is acceptable, but standard tomato-only is really where it's at. No gravy, no worcestershire (whatever that is), and definitely NO CURRY SAUCE. You seem to have a weird thing for that stuff.

And there you have it! A perfect sausage.

Please don't fuck this up.