23 Jokes You’ll Only Get If You’re Poor

“The only thing dry in January is my bank account.”

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as a kid, I used to think $1,000 was a lot of money. But now that I'm an adult, I think it's a tremendous amount of money

— Laura G. (@lgbk44)
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me: doesn't check bank account for weeks also me: "not sure how much is on this, but let's just see if it works"

— Common White Girl (@girlposts)
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"Hello darkness my old friend." Darkness: I'm not lending you any money.

— Jessie (@NicCageMatch)
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Age 15: someday I'm going to own a Ferrari Age 20: maybe I'll get a BMW someday Age 25: I hope someone in a Mercedes hits me in a crosswalk

— shut up, mike (@shutupmikeginn)
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visualization of my bank account right now

— sophia white (@sophiamaws)
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MUGGER: GIVE ME YOUR PURSE OR I'LL SHOOT YOU ME: *realize I won't have to pay student loans back if I'm dead* MUGGER: ??? ME: I'm thinking.

— dream ghoul (@TheDreamGhoul)
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Age 20: in 5 years I'm going to own a benz and have my house paid off. Age 25: you know what, Patricia? Make that TWO mexican pizzas.

— Jonwayne (@jonwayne)
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The sexiest fantasy in 50 Shades Of Grey is the bit where she gets a job in journalism without having to do years of unpaid work experience.

— Periwinkle Jones (@peachesanscream)
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"Work until your bank account looks like a phone number" Well...

— Puns (@TheFunnyWorId)
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dry january, yeh right the only thing that has been dry the whole of january is my bank account😫

— jord (@jordangarl5nd)
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me: i wanna show you the world *looks at bank account* me: i wanna show you the block

— CBS (@ClaeBrown)
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Me to me: 'STOP SPENDING MONEY!'

— b.b (@Benoo_Brown)
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me trying to figure out where all my money went: maybe if i hadnt bought that 89 cent dipping sauce in 2007..

— Gertrude (@nihilmutationis)
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when ur relative offers u money and u pretend like u cant take it at first

— $ (@sassycxss)
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If I have $100 cash in my pocket in the morning, even if I don't go anywhere or spend any money, at the end of the day I'll have $7 dollars

— Yassir Lester (@Yassir_Lester)
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Doctor: show me where it hurts. [shows him my bank account balance]

— 🔥 (@Sassafrantz)
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Hey now Youre a coinstar Put your dimes on this plaaate Hey now Get your swear jar check your car for loose chaaange & all i eat's McDonalds

— ollka crump (@dulcetry)
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Me: [repeatedly tries to type "motherlode" in the ATM]

— meatball sugar (@slodwick)

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Jemima Skelley is a senior writer for BuzzFeed and is based in Sydney.
 
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