Let's Close Every Single Restaurant And Just Eat These 17 Iconic Pub Meals For The Rest Of Time

    Pub Caesar salads just hit different.

    Jemima Skelley
    by Jemima Skelley

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    1. Salt and pepper calamari

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    Whether it comes in rings or in strips with knobbly bits, you can't beat salt and pepper calamari — especially if it comes with some kind of aioli situation. 

    2. Thai beef salad

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    Does every pub around Australia have to sign a pact that they'll have Thai beef salad on the menu? It certainly feels like it and damn, we're thankful. 

    3. Wedges with sweet chili and sour cream

    4. Parma

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    The humble parma. While we can't quite claim to have invented it – hi, Italy – we've certainly perfected it. Even a shit pub parma is a delicious pub parma. Plus, there's always one night per week when it's on special. 

    5. Loaded schnitty

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    Every pub has their own spin on a loaded parma, but they always, always hit the spot. Just look at this glorious Mexican parma, with saucy pulled pork, guac, sour cream and corn chips. Tell me why this meal isn't Michelin starred. 

    6. Nachos

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    Pub nachos are always massive and they're always spot on — usually because the chefs empty an entire bag of shredded Bega on there and add on a healthy dollop of sour cream to boot. 

    7. Chicken Caesar salad

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    Something about a pub Caesar just hits different — especially if you get it with a side of hot chips. And if the egg in your salad is poached, then it's an instant 10/10.

    8. Steak, salad and chips

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    You're never going to get the fanciest cut of meat, but there's something about the rump steak specials at your local pub that always hit the spot. Add on some pepper sauce or rich gravy and now we're talking. 

    9. Fish of the day

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    This is always, always barramundi — unless it's salmon. This is what you get when you're feeling healthy or you're on a third date and still trying to impress them with your food orders. 

    10. Steak sandwich

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    If you're at the pub for lunch, you can't go past the steak sandwich special — and you know there's always gonna be one. 

    11. BBQ chicken or a meatlovers pizza

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    Most pubs will offer up a BBQ chook pizza or a spicy meatlovers, but if you're lucky you'll get both. They're always loaded and saucy, and perfect for after you've had a few schooners. 

    12. Beer-battered fish and chips

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    When you want fish but don't want to fork out $28 for the barramundi, fish and chips is the holy grail. They're always beer-battered to perfection — and are often even better than the fish shop down the road. 

    13. Garlic bread

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    Garlic bread is always on the pub menu and it's always good — even if it's just some herby toasted focaccia from the bakery next door, priced at $8 for four measly pieces. It's still a top tier order. 

    14. Burger

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    Every pub burger is different, but every pub burger is glorious. Usually, they're so stacked that all the toppings slide off as soon as you take a bite, but that really doesn't matter. 

    15. Surf 'n' turf

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    Prawns? Yes. Steak? Yes. Creamy sauce and a side salad? Yes. How good's a bloody surf 'n' turf?!

    16. Kids chicken nuggies and chips

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    If a pub lets adults order off the kids menu, then it's earned itself a spot in the hall of fame. Sometimes it's 4pm and you're a little peckish, and that's exactly when three nuggies and a handful of chips for $6 will really hit the spot — especially if it comes with a free red lemonade. 

    17. And lastly, mixed grill

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    When you can't decide what to order — or are too drunk and hungry to care — the mixed grill is always there. That combo of steak, egg, sausages, veggies and chips is God's food.