Hello, American college students. We've seen a lot of movies about you, and now we have some questions.
1.
Are your parties really all ragers?
2.
They seem extravagant. Who pays for them?
3.
And is beer pong really that big of a thing?
4.
How easy or difficult are keg stands?
5.
And are red cups really a party prerequisite?
6.
Why do you call first-years freshmen? It's very close to "fresh meat"... is that intentional?
7.
But also, what's with the whole freshman, sophomore, junior, senior thing?
8.
Also how do you deal with having such high student fees?
9.
Does everyone walk around wearing college-themed clothing?
10.
What's the difference between community college and other colleges?
11.
And what the hell is a "four-year-college"?
12.
What's it like LIVING on campus? Doesn't it feel like you can never escape your education?
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And what happens if you hate your roomate?
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Oh, and if you're sharing a room, how do you get time to yourself for...you know...?
15.
What's the deal with fraternities and sororities?
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And what exactly is a "rush"?
17.
Why don't you just go to college where your parents live and stay with them?
18.
Do you say "university" at all? Because we don't say college...
19.
Are Ivy League schools called that because the buildings are old AF and have ivy on them?
20.
Honestly, why do you care so much about football? Like...what?
21.
And... does anyone do any actual studying over there?
