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"yr not like other girls" my guy i am the amalgamation of every single girl i've ever thought was cool
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@csydelko um.... venti pumpkin spice lattes while carving pumpkins with your besties...? halloweentown softly in the background while laughter fills the living room because Danielle carved “wig” in her pumpkin...? get in the spirit. 😤
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Sure, sex is great but have you ever heard Hilary Duff’s vocal fry on the lyric “sanity” in the song Come Clean from her debut album “Metamorphosis”?
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It has come to my attention that iced coffee is in fact not a realistic meal replacement option. Shocked and confused
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i know the whole ‘love at first sight’ thing doesn’t sound realistic but have u ever met someone n u just knew they were gonna be important to u one day
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me when a girl compliments me vs me when a boy compliments me
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me after taking a bath and putting a face mask on
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hey girls... did you know that um... time makes you bolder even children get older and i’m getting older too
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why send 1 long text when u can send 14 little ones in a row and be even more annoying x
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my sun sign is bitch, my moon sign is bitch, my rising? you guessed it: bitch
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natural highlight, lashes darker and longer, waterline brighter, lips stupid plump, face dewy, nose tip slightly blushed, lookin like a whole peach i love it https://t.co/8bPFTYBvyz
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“going to disney won’t cure your depression!!” oh for sure but at least i’ll be depressed on space mountain
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Pick me up by the neck and slam me through earths crust https://t.co/WUK0ZvyrCL
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so it’s 1000 days without one direction and now i’m feeling so low since they went solo, hole in the middle of my heart like a polo and it’s no joke to me so can we do it all over again?
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Friend: “it’s still only Septemb- Me:🖤🎃🍂🕷🔮🕸🌙👁🦇🔪👣⚰️💀🖤🕷🎃🍂🕸🌙👁🦇🕷💀🖤🎃🎃🎃🖤🕷🕸⚰️🦇👁🖤💀🕸🌙🍂⚰️⚰️⚰️🔮🍂🍂🍂🔮🔮🎃🖤🖤🕸💀👁🔪👣💀🖤🍂🎃 🕸💀👁🔪💀🖤🍂🎃🔮🕸🌙👁🦇🕷💀⚰️🖤🕷🖤🕸🔮🕸🌙🦇🕷🎃👣💀🍂🖤💀🕷🕷🌙🌙🎃🍂👣🍂🕸🌙👁🎃🎃🦇🎃💀🔮
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when he asks for his hoody back
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Gives You Hell by The All-American Rejects is the best diss track out there. “Truth be told I miss you, truth be told I’m LYIN” that shit straight up savage
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This girl next to my in class offered me a sip of her drink cause I mentioned that I was thirsty.. I was not fucking expecting to take a sip of vodka cranberry at 9am y’all
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I’m just saying y’all 9$ to make your girls WEEK😇
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if iced coffee can’t fix it nothing can
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Country music is the absolute best. You can drink to it, cry to it and dance to it. I just don’t get how people don’t like it???
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i wanna experience New York during Christmas