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Literally Just 32 Incredible Tweets From The Whole Season Of The Bachelor

"I'll say it again: Why is no one ever looking for a partner who'll just hang out on the couch scoffing Thai with them?"

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Receivership auditors at Ten all like "what's the sixteen million dollars worth of candles for" #TheBachelorAU

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"I brought my dog from Hawaii" NO ONE TELL BARNABY JOYCE. #TheBachelorAU

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"I looked into Matty's cold, dead eyes and told him what was in my heart. That I really wanted to be on Breakfast radio." #TheBachelorAU

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Ohhh I can't wait to see who Matty J chooses on #TheBachelorAU.

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I have been out of the dating game for some time but this is almost exactly how I remember it. #TheBachelorAU

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There's just something about those eyes ... #TheBachelorAU

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Finally a romantic date watching a horse piss. #BachelorAU

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If anyone missed Cobie's poem it was really beautiful, here it is in full: #TheBachelorAU

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#TheBachelorAU Jen: "I'm not a dark person" Also Jen arriving to the cocktail party:

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I'd like to be The Wine Bachelor, where I'm presented with 24 bottles of wine and get to sample all of them before choosing #TheBachelorAU

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Jen was 100% the girl in high school who had contacted books with no air bubbles and who told you Supre was "French for slut" #TheBachelorAu

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What's your type Matty J? Let me take a guess... #TheBachelorAU

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“Please choose a girl to cream pie in the face” My #tvweeklogies dream gets ever closer. #TheBachelorAU

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Tara is Twitter, drinking wine and constantly objectifying Matty's body #thebachelorau

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I'll say it again: why is no one ever looking for a partner who'll just hang out on the couch scoffing Thai with them #TheBachelorAU

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These volcanos represent Matty home alone in bed after each single date... #TheBachelorAU

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Channel 10 giving us low key hints. #TheBachelorAU

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#TheBachelorAU “I don’t know if he even knows my name!” says the random girl I don’t know the name of

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My thoughts on Tara and Matty #TheBachelorAU

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20.

Expectation vs reality. #TheBachelorAU

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I just reckon keep the camel in frame is all. #TheBachelorAU

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I just saw someone play pin the tail on the dick on free to air television what a time to be alive #thebachelorau

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Who needs context anyway? #TheBachelorAU

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I would not be at all surprised if the other girls send Matty home and start competing for who gets to date Tara. #TheBachelorAU

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My sister just said Cobie is "like a sim" and it's the truest thing I've ever heard. #TheBachelorAU

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Elise's mum: I'm going to the kitchen to cook. #TheBachelorAU

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Wasn't Matty supposed to give this to Georgia 😉#TheBachelorAU #BachelorAu

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Considering applying for the bachelor just to do a bunch of normally expensive activities for free #TheBachelorAU

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Matty all season: SAY YOU LOVE ME Laura: I love you Matty: woah calm down #thebachelorau

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Shot of boat. Music swells. Shot of Osher. Music swells. Shot of beach. Music crescendos. AD BREAK. Me:… https://t.co/c3iRVL6h8S

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ELISE MY PERFECT HOCKEYROO BABE YOU'RE TOO GOOD FOR HIM HE CAN'T HANDLE A STRONG SPORTS BABE LIKE YOU #TheBachelorAU

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