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Which Hogwarts Teacher Should You Get It On With?

Who should be in your Chamber of Secrets?

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Which Hogwarts Teacher Should You Get It On With?

You got: Snape

You like your lovers dark and twisty. You guys will have fabulous chemistry as long as you don't mind wearing a Lily Evans mask while you get it on.

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You got: Dumbledore

You guys will get in the mood by debating magical theory, and then romp all night long in his wood-panelled bedroom.

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You got: McGonagall

McGonagall's perfect for a fuck buddy. Some no-nonsense hanky-panky a couple of nights a week, and then you both go on living your separate lives. Perfect.

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You got: Lupin

Lupin would be a caring lover who would bring you Butterbeer and chocolate after sex. But he's probably into some kinky werewolf shit, so get ready for that.

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You got: Trelawney

Though you'll have to listen to her BS predictions from time to time, Trelawney is a nutcase in the bedroom. Let's just say she really knows how to use those crystal balls...

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You got: Hagrid

You love the idea of a huge hairy man riding you all night long, don't even try to deny it.

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