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Who should be in your Chamber of Secrets?

Which Hogwarts Teacher Should You Get It On With?

You like your lovers dark and twisty. You guys will have fabulous chemistry as long as you don't mind wearing a Lily Evans mask while you get it on.

Snape

You guys will get in the mood by debating magical theory, and then romp all night long in his wood-panelled bedroom.

Dumbledore

McGonagall's perfect for a fuck buddy. Some no-nonsense hanky-panky a couple of nights a week, and then you both go on living your separate lives. Perfect.

McGonagall

Lupin would be a caring lover who would bring you Butterbeer and chocolate after sex. But he's probably into some kinky werewolf shit, so get ready for that.

Lupin

Though you'll have to listen to her BS predictions from time to time, Trelawney is a nutcase in the bedroom. Let's just say she really knows how to use those crystal balls...

Trelawney

You love the idea of a huge hairy man riding you all night long, don't even try to deny it.

Hagrid

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Which Hogwarts Teacher Should You Get It On With?

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