1.
My favourite event so far has been "this content is not available in your country"
2.
Channel 7 puts on the #Olympics just to advertise their upcoming TV shows, yeah?
3.
Where were you when Brasil celebrated their deep commitment to saving the environment with an enormous fireworks display? #Rio2016
4.
Me: "yaaaasss Mack Horton!" TV: "Mack was born in 1996..." Me: "Ok show off"
5.
Um congrats to Mack Horton but also does the Italian swimmer have Instagram I am dehydrated #Rio2016
6.
i'd challenge sun yang to a fight but he probably couldn't even swim over to australia without the use of performance enhancing dr-
7.
I Would Have Been Early But The Gymnastics Were On, a memoir.
8.
Your Census name is the first street you lived in + your favourite Olympic former drug cheat
9.
If I was @Channel7 I would genuinely consider rebranding @7Mate as ‘7ThirstyOlympics’ and just give the people the replays they want.
10.
What time is Jarryd Hayne swimming? #Rio2016
11.
Why is beach volleyball like an outdoor nightclub with sand?
12.
I cam [to work today] to have a good time and I'm honestly feeling so attacked right now
13.
AUSTRALIAN: [defensive] yeah but what about the ~per capita medal tally~
14.
I hope #UsainBolt keeps his time under 10 seconds so i can fit it entirely on a #Snapchat vid. #Olympics #Rio2016 #Athletics
15.
me when we win a gold medal: GO AUSTRALIA YOU BEAUTY! me when we don't win a gold medal: defund the ais
16.
The New Zealand rowers look like they're the preset models in a "create your own character" mode
17.
How do I get an Aussie Olympics tracksuit without 1) doing sport 2) paying for it?
18.
Good on Usain Bolt for Having a Go, I reckon
19.
Hey America! Notice how it was the 100 metre final and not the 328.08399 feet final? What do you take away from that?
20.
Just learned Usain Bolt adopted a cheetah called 'Lightning Bolt' and now I've never been more motivated to be exotic-animal-successful.
21.
Backstroke: Worst stroke, best tumbleturns
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