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Ice Cream Is So Perfect It Needs To Be Its Own Food Group

Because it's flawless and versatile and god damn perfection.

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Ice cream is fucking amazing.

It is actual, literal perfection.

But for too long, ice cream has not been getting the love and credit that it deserves.

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Since the dawn of time, ice cream has been treated as a snack or a dessert.

And frankly, it's insulting.


Ice cream straight up deserves to be its own food group.


For starters, it's so fucking versatile.

Have it as a sandwich. Have it on some cake. Have it with toppings. Have it without toppings.

Have it in a cone. Have it on pancakes. Have it with fucking fruit. Have it with damn vegetables if that's what you're into.

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Have it for breakfast. Have it for lunch. Have it for dinner. Have it for brunch and afternoon tea and any other meal you can think of.

LOOK AT THIS IGUANA. Look how happy he is. Do you know why? It's because he's eating the greatest food known to man.

Also look at his little hat.

Ditto these dogs who are tasting the food of the gods.

Ice cream is FLAWLESS. And it's time we start giving it the recognition we know it all deserves.


Wake up and smell the waffle cones.